WWE RAW Results: August 29, 2011

WWE Signature, Cold Open, No Pyro, and out comes WWE COO Triple H. Triple states it’s his job to make sure he gives what the WWE Universe wants. He announces that starting tonight and for the “Foreseeable future” WWE Superstars from Raw and Smackdown will join forces for a WWE Raw Supershow! Triple H accuses Kevin Nash of lying. Triple H Calls out Kevn Nash. Out comes CM PUNK!

CM Punk congratulats Triple H on his amazing performance. He demands the truth, he wants Triple H To admit he’s in cahoots with Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash comes out to NWO Music (Instrumental only no “New World Order”). He admits he lied about last week’s car accident, to get Triple H out of the building. Kevin Nash questions Triple H’s manhood for not defending his own wife. Triple H states he cannot trust Kevin anymore, and demands he leaves.

Kevin Nash restates he did not lie about the text message he received at Summer Slam, he then announced he’s been signed to a “in this economy very lucrative WWE Contract” He tells Triple H he can sit back at home and get paid. CM Punk interrupts Triple H and Kevin Nash with a hilarious vomiting noise and gesture, for a good 2 minutes. CM Punk accuses Triple H & Kevin Nash of “Acting”, and states that “The Kliq is back, no wait that’s the sound of the remote clicking when Kevin Nash is on television, or the sound of Kevin Nash’s Knees”

The match is made at Kevin Nash vs CM Punk at Night Of Champions, “Why not after all Kevin Nash is a Champion Ass Kisser” says CM Punk, CM Punk then says Triple H should ask his wife since he doesn’t wear the pants in the family, he wears her “Panties” Triple H makes the match, and has “Two Word for both of them” (Crowd Chants “Suck It)

Out Comes The World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton to the Stage as he gets ready for Dolph Zigler…..and we cut to break!

Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler (Non-Title)

Out is Dolph Zigler with a quick tie up to begin the match, Dolph Zigler gets a few shots in within 2 minutes Vicky is on the apron distracting Randy Orton. Commentary are discussing Vicky’s idea to have additional WWE Superstars under her management. Dolph hits a “Zig Zag” to Randy Orton on the area floor. Randy Orton gets in just before the 10 Count, and we go to break!

We’re back as Dolph Ziggler goes for a near-fall on Randy Orton. Jack Swagger is shown watching the match from the locker room area. WWE SuperSmackdown promoted for tomorrow. Randy Orton gains the upper hand, and starts with close lines and power slams. The Viper is getting mad!

Randy orton with a big belly to belly suplex followed by a huge head bash into the turnbuckle. The WWE Universe is screaming for a RKO. Randy Orton goes for a punt. Dolph Zigler hits a huge boot the the face for a near fall. Randy Orton nails a “Vintage Orton” DDT. The Viper is coiled. Dolph Ziggler jumps on top of randy orton with a sleeper, that Randy Orton quickly turns into an RKO. The Cover One, Two Three!

Winner: Randy Orton – Via RKO

Footage from Last week’s attack from WWE Champion Alberto De Rio on to John Cena is shown. Josh Matthews is backstage with John Cena. When asked what his thoughts were on the “savage attack from last week” John Cena had nothing to say and walked towards the ring. We go to Break

Out Comes John Cena, He says Alberto Del Rio’s words are that he is a man of class, however his actions are that of “Duchebaggery” Cena wants to “Kick his teeth so far down his throat that his mouth becomes is anus” Cena states “You Want Some? Come Get Some!” Out comes Mark Henry! We see footage from the last Friday Night Smackdown, where Mark Henry Layed out Shameus. Mark Henry states he has been taking out WWE Superstars left and right. He says John Cena will soon join “The Hall Of Pain” Out comes Christian!

Christinan comes out and says he will defeat Randy Orton tomorrow night on Smackdown. He hates people like Cena, who whines and whines and cries week after week. John Cena Says “You want some come get some, if not get lost!” Christian and Mark Henry prepare to take on John Cena. Out runs Sheamus! Christian leaves Mark Henry in the ring. Cena and Sheamus stare down Mark Henry…. Who backs away and leaves.

Backstage we see John Laurinaitis make the match John Cena and Sheamus vs Mark Henry and Christian. Triple H comes in and says John Laurinaitis can’t make that match, because he already did, he then threatens him and reminds him he works for Triple H.

The Miz Vs CM Punk

CM Punk already in the ring, out comes The Miz, who cuts a promo stating that he was “speaking his mind before CM Punk was dropping pipe bombs” He wants attention and tonight he will get it. Match begins, and even battle between both Superstars to kick things off. CM Punk gets dropped while on the top rope, and lands awkwardly. Michael Cole is bringing up the point that The Miz doesn’t want to be lost in the shuffle, he main evented this years Wrestlemania. Both Superstars are even matched trading blows, and headlock and rest holds.

Back from break CM Punk gets the advantage, attempts to hit the Go To Sleep, Miz Counters. Top rope spot: Miz Attempts to Suplex CM Punk from the top rope. CM Punk pushes Miz down to deliver a Macho Man Elbow. Out comes R Truth! R Truth comes and attacks CM Punk, Bell Rings. CM Punk fights off both man and delivers a GTS to R Truth. Kevin Nash comes out! Miz comes back in the ring and attacks CM Punk, R Truth recovers from the GTS and attacks CM Punk as well. Kevin Nash picks the bones and delivers a Power Slam to CM Punk. NWO Music plays (Instrumental only no “New World Order”)

Winner: (BY DQ) CM Punk

Sin Cara vs Jack Swagger

We cannot verify if that is Místico under the Sin Cara Mask. Lights dim to “Sin Cara Lighting” A few quick moves to begin the match, Jack Swagger already runs out to the floor. Quick moves off the ropes as Sin Cara gets the upper hand. Out mid-way at the entrance is Vickie Guerrero. Dolph Ziggler quickly comes out to protest Vickie’s attendance. Dolph Ziggler goes towards the ring and distracts Jack Swagger. Sin Cara picks up the victory.

Winner: Sin Cara
Sin Cara Botches: 0

WWE Tag Team Championship
Air Boom (Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston) vs David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty
Commentators announce the new tag team champions team name Air Boom. Bourne and Mcgillicutty begin the match, quick tags back and forth between the heels, cutting off Bourne. Bourne gets Kofi Kingston in the match. Kofi Kingston with a high fly jump from the top rope for a near fall. Otunga interferes, Evan Bourne gets him out of the ring, Kofi grabs the pin.

Winners: Air Boom

The heels go to Jerry Lawler and complain about his commentary. David Otunga stares down Jerry The King Lawler.

Kelly Kelly vs Bre Bella (Non-Title)

Kelly Kelly is accompanied by Eve Tores. Bre is accompanied by Nikki. Match begins. Backstage Beth Phoenix and Natalia (Overly madeup) are watching the match and talking about how they should be in the ring. Eve gets involved on the outside after Bre gets thrown outside. Nikki switches out with Bre (Twin Magic) to beat the Diva’s Champion.

Winner: Bre Bella

Alex Riley promo, followed by a Night Of Champions plug for CM Punk vs Kevin Nash. Debut of Inside out Trailer staring Triple H.

Mark Henry & Christian vs Shameus & John Cena

Shameus ribs are all taped up selling injury from “The Worlds Strongest Slam” from Friday. Christian starts for the heel team. Christian takes a few shots and tags in Mark Henry. Shameus gets good offence going and pounds Mark Henry down. Mark Henry catches Shameus with several rest holds. Christian comes back in and continues the punishment onto Shameus. John Cena has yet to appear. Pace is slowed down Christian and Mark Henry working well together. Christian goes to the middle rope and gets caught by Shameus. Hot tag to John Cena. Cena with the 5 moves of doom “You Can’t See Me” on to Chrisitan AA attempt, countered by Christian. Christian thrown into the ropes. Cena with a “Warrior Splash” Cena goes for the AA again, Christian wiggles out, Cena locks in the STF, Mark Henry interferes. Sheamus attacks Mark Henry, both superstars head to the floor. Christian hits a spear for a near fall Christian attempts the Kill switch. Shameus comes in and kicks Christian. Cena hits the AA. Good guys win!

Winners: Shameus & John Cena

Backstage, Triple H watches. CM Punk enters. Triple H tells CM Punk he talked to the Board of Directed. CM Punk cracks jokes about Triple H resigning, or getting a divorce. Triple H informs CM Punk the match between Him and Kevin Nash has been canceled. Instead CM Punk will go against……Triple H! Commentators are in shock, crowd isn’t aware, as Cena & Sheamus celebrate in the ring, the show ends.

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