Posts Tagged ‘Ted DiBiase’

DiBiase Jr. Cuts Anti-WWE Heel Promo, Batista Wraps Filming For Marvel Project

-Ted DiBiase Jr. worked his first match since leaving WWE on Saturday night for the Family Wrestling Entertainment (FWE) iPPV from Brooklyn, New York. DiBiase, who defeated Colt Cabana, cut a heel promo prior to the match. DiBiase noted that he “didn’t need WWE” and that he was a self-made millionaire. He said showing up for the FWE iPPV was the worst mistake of his life.

-Former WWE Superstar Batista recently noted on his official Twitter account that filming has wrapped for Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy.” Batista tweeted the following:

Related News: Batista Rumored For WWE Return At WrestleMania XXX In 2014

WWE Hall Of Famer Describes Vince McMahon As A Boss, Talks Hulk Hogan/MSG

The following are highlights from a recent interview with WWE Hall Of Famer “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase:

On being the first wrestler to work with Hulk Hogan at Madison Square Garden: “At that time Hulk was just coming into the business and I had been in the business longer than him. At that particular time Hulk Hogan wasn’t the babyface he was the heel managed by Fred Blassie and I was the babyface. I was having my last match in the WWF at the time and they wanted me as his first opponent. I was very grateful to Vince for his faith in me, when I went to him and asked him what he wanted to do he told me to do anything because he knew I would do it right. I put Hogan over as a heel in his first match at the Garden and he never forgot that.”

On Vince McMahon as a boss: “I got along fine with Vince (laughs). It was kind of like a love hate relationship at times, and Vince said this to me a long time ago and I think he says it to everybody, ‘we can agree to disagree’, he doesn’t expect people to be yes men, if you don’t agree with him it’s not going to piss him off and he’s not going to fire you, but he added, ‘because we’re spending my money whether you like it or not we’re going to do what I want to do.’ I haven’t always agreed with what Vince did, I was not a big fan of the Attitude Era, but for the most part we wouldn’t be having this conversation if it wasn’t for what Vince McMahon did for me and did for wrestling.”

Check out the complete interview online at Wrestling101.com.

HUGE Update On Hulk Hogan’s Future In Wrestling — WrestleMania XXX?! [READ HERE >>]

Hall/Nash/Waltman Tour, Foley Venue Change, DiBiase/Duggan Appearances

-The Ministry Of Slam Promotions are presenting a tour with Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman from November 19th through November 21st. All three guys will be doing talk shows and Q&A’s in Glasgow, Manchester and London. For more information, visit MinistryOfSlam.com.

-WWE Hall Of Famer “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase will be appearing at the Times Union Center in Albany, New York taking photos and signing autographs for $20 at The Bro Show.

-“Hacksaw” Jim Duggan will be appearing at the New York Comic Con at the Javits Center in New York from October 10th through October 13th at Booth 2923.

-Mick Foley’s comedy appearance in Corpus Christi, Texas on October 4th has changed venues. For more information, visit PurplePass.com.

HUGE *SPOILERS* For The Upcoming WWE Battleground PPV — CLICK HERE!

Ted DiBiase Speaks On Managing Steve Austin, Being Misused By WWE, WWE 2K14

The following are highlights from a recent “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase interview on Ring Rust Radio:

On the WWE Mid-South DVD release and his time with the organization: Well, I think the thing that will surprise some people is that, of course I haven’t seen it yet so I don’t know what matches they have of mine, but the better part of the early part of my career I was a babyface, or “good guy”, and, you know, WWE fans don’t remember me ever being a “good guy and, actually, I turned heel the first time when shooting an angle with Junkyard Dog. But I think one of the things that’s on the DVD is a match that Ric Flair and I had where I actually had been a heel for a very long time, and Bill Watts, in my opinion, his knowledge and psychology for the wrestling business are remarkable. I mean he turned me back babyface in one night. There was a scheduled match where somebody gets a shot at the World Heavyweight Champion and it ends up being me, and as this match is about to start, Dick Murdoch interrupts, and everyone knew that Dick Murdoch and me had a history where I was his protégé and he broke me into the business and brought me into Mid-South. So he comes up to me and says “hey kid, you know this is my time, this is not your time, you know.” And I said “your time? Your time is way past, pal. Hit the road.”

And of course he busted me open before the match starts, and so I go back into the dressing room and they tape me up and do the old spirit of ’76 thing where, I guess there isn’t going to be a World Title match tonight and then I come out to the ring and have this match and I’m bleeding and what really made it exceptional was I actually really hit myself pretty hard with the blade back when we were bleeding and the bandage actually came off and every time my heart would beat it would just shoot ha-ha. But anyway we get to the end of the match and, as a babyface; my finish was that I would do a Funk Spinning Toehold into a Figure Four Leg lock. And of course Flair’s finish has always been the Figure Four Leg lock as well so I go for this move and he kicks me off and I take this bump over the top rope to the floor and I get counted out but it’s like in the mind of the people it was the most valiant fight of my life and the whole thing with Murdoch turned me babyface and then Murdoch comes out and looks like he’s going to help me up off the floor and he picks me up and gives me a brainbuster on the floor on the outside, so it started another program. So it’s one of those matches where you just go “Oh my god, wow.”

On being in the new WWE 2K14 video game: Well, just have a good time. The amazing thing is, like you said, here I haven’t been in the ring physically to have a match in 20 years, and I’ll be 60 on my next birthday so I’m an over the hill guy, even though some of my contemporaries are trying to still go, and they’re almost 60 or older, but that’s another story. I’ll give you an example; it amazes me the marketing (for the game). I was in Scotland and I’m walking into their equivalent of a Walmart and I’m going to be there for a couple of weeks there’s going to be an Indy wrestling organization that I became good buddies with the owner, SWE, Scottish Wrestling Entertainment, and so this particular trip, this was a couple of years ago, and I was staying a couple of weeks so I went in to buy some things.

As I’m walking in, there’s a little boy and he’s got his grandmother by the hand and they’re walking out. And as they pass me I heard the little boy say to his grandmother, “that’s the Million Dollar Man”. I almost had a heart attack. I swung around wide eyed and with my jaw dropped open and I said “you know who I am?” You know, I don’t have blonde hair anymore, I’m 20 years older, I’m wearing glasses and about 30 pounds heavier and this kid recognizes me. He says yes, you’re the million dollar man. I said how do you know me? He said one word, video games. So it’s incredible the marketing and yes I’m thrilled I’m in the new game and, as the million dollar man says, everyone’s got a price and I’ll get a pretty nice royalty check. So, of course I’m always happy to know when they put me on a new game.

On managing Steve Austin and if he thought he’d become as big of a star as he did: No, I guess I’d say I don’t that anybody would say that they thought Steve Austin would become, in my opinion as a wrestling star, he’s the biggest guy we ever had. Now the Rock, of course the Rock went on to become an A list movie star and nobody’s going to deny that but in terms of worldwide recognition and popularity I don’t think anybody is going to top the Rock. But, as far as wrestling goes, yeah as a matter of fact the reason Vince put me with Steve basically because Vince, you know, he put me with several guys to more or less help groom them, give them advice and be with them what have you, and of course that rub also helps them because anyone that was put with me automatically was hated. I can remember some of the agents back at the time telling Steve he needed to spice up his TV matches and do more stuff and I told him no, don’t change anything. I said what you do is very believable, you go out there and wrestle and you’re not going to get over as fast as, say, some other guy, but the guys who get over real fast are the ones that die real fast, even though it’ll take you longer to get over you’re going to be over so solid you can do anything you want, and I think you’ll be one of the biggest stars we’ve ever had. I don’t think anybody realized it would be as big as it has been.

On being misused by WWE: Well, you know, I was a top heel in the company for a long time and whether I was moved over to a tag team with Mike Rotunda, you know, we were a top heel team. One of the things everybody asks me is it seems like you’ve been one of the all-time greatest heels but you were never the World Champion, whether it was NWA or WWE, and they say “don’t you regret that?” And I say well, you know I guess to be able to have the career that I had and to at one point say that I was the Heavyweight Champion of the World would be great, but here’s what you gotta understand. Wrestling is a business, it is show business and wrestling championships are props. Now, it’s true that, most of the time, the guy that’s wearing the World Heavyweight title is an extremely good wrestler, but again, the first Wrestlemania I had, Wrestlemania 4, initially the thought was that I would win that tournament somehow, underhandedly, you know, screw Hogan out of it, and have that run.

Of course at the end of that run with Hogan you would lose the belt and Hogan would be champion again and then a new heel comes in, it’s kind of like you go from the top to a simmering stage where you’re still there but you’re not the top guy, but it was presented to me this way, I think it was Pat Patterson, who said, “Ted, what’s going to give you more heat? What’s going to generate more heat and what’s going to generate more money? If we do what we would normally do, and been done a thousand times, and we go to this Wrestlemania and you underhandedly win the title and you have the run with Hogan and on and on you go. Or, you don’t win and somehow you get screwed out of it and then in your arrogance you declare to the world that you don’t need the WWE’s world championship belt you’ll create your own.” And I said that’s the ticket. For me to walk out every night with my own belt declaring myself champion, I mean, people would just absolutely loathe me and I’ve made more money with the Million dollar belt than I ever would have with the other one.

Check out the complete interview online at BlogTalkRadio.com.

WWE NEWS

Anniversary Of Debut Of World Heavyweight Championship, WWE On Demand Content, More

-For those who keep track of this kind of stuff, today marks the 11th year anniversary of the day Eric Bischoff, as WWE General Manager, debuted a replica NWA title belt as the new “World Heavyweight Championship.”

-The Ministry Of Slam show is doing a 24-hour Cystic Fibrosis benefit podcast today, featuring tons of pro wrestling merchandise being auctioned off, as well as taped interviews from such wrestling greats as Chris Jericho, Bully Ray, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, Dixie Carter, Gail Kim, Diamond Dallas Page and Nigel McGuinness.

-The latest edition of Entertainment Weekly features an article on the new exhibit that opened in Los Angeles at Project Gallery that features a lot of pro wrestling and boxing photos.

-The following content will be available this week to those with WWE 24/7 Classics On Demand:

–Capital Carnage 1998
–Raw 12/1/97
–Nitro 12/1/97
–SummerSlam 1992 from Wembley Stadium
–TNT 2/7/86
–World Tour 1991
–Bob Backlund vs. Bobby Duncum 12/12/79 Madison Square Garden
–Cactus Jack vs. Jimmy Jack Funk 3/8/89 Wild West Wrestling
–Bruno Sammartino vs. Spyros Arion 8/17/75 Madison Square Garden
–Trish Stratus & Lita vs. Mighty Molly & Ivory 10/22/01 Raw
–Smoking Gunns vs. Owen Hart & Davey Boy Smith 9/22/96 Mind Games PPV
–Chris Adams vs. Steve Austin USWA 5/25/90
–Dynamite Kid vs. Bret Hart boxing match 2/13/81 Calgary
–Roddy Piper vs. The Mountie 2/2/92 IC title match from
–Al Snow vs. William Regal European title 10/16/00 Raw
–Raw 4/5/99
–Worldwide Wrestling 7/31/93

Huge *SPOILER* For MAJOR Segment Planned For Tonight’s RAW! **CLICK HERE**

WWE “Future Endeavors” Ted DiBiase Jr.

The following is a new article from WWE.com:

Ted DiBiase to pursue endeavors outside WWE

As of Sept. 1, Ted DiBiase Jr. will no longer be under contract with WWE. Opting not to renew his contract, DiBiase has chosen to pursue other endeavors outside the sports-entertainment world.

WWE wishes Ted DiBiase the best in all his future endeavors.

REPORT: Ted DiBiase Jr. Negotiating With TNA Impact Wrestling [READ >>]

Jim Duggan Undergoing Surgery, DiBiase Taking Bookings, Bellas-Bryan

– WWE Hall of Famer “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan recently had an MRI that revealed a torn rotator cuff. He will undergo shoulder surgery on September 9th at the National Training Center in Florida. He tweeted on Thursday:

https://twitter.com/OfficialHacksaw/status/373105289509076993

– Ted DiBiase is now accepting bookings at IntegrityBookings.com. He’s available for autograph signings, conventions, Q&A sessions, seminars, and “DiBiase Posse” tailgate parties.

– Below is bonus footage of The Bella Twins and Daniel Bryan celebrating their “cheat day” (and Bryan’s birthday) with cupcakes:

Ted DiBiase Jr. Officially Accepting Post-WWE Bookings

The following was issued today:

www.IntegrityBookings.com is very pleased to announce that Former WWE Superstar TED DIBIASE JR has chosen us as his official representative for any future bookings you may have!! The demand for Ted Jr. has been tremendous and we are very excited to be able to bring him to you. Ted DiBiase Jr. is available for Autograph signings, Conventions, Question & Answer sessions, Seminars, DiBiase Posse tailgate parties and the like. A third generation wrestling superstar and two-time WWE World Tag-Team Champion, Ted starred in the 20thCentury Fox movie “The Marine 2” (co-starring Michael Rooker of TV’s “The Walking Dead”).

For ALL of your appearance requests please fill out our “Book A Client” form located here: http://integritybookings.com/book-a-client/.We can also be reached by sending an e-mail to: TalentRelations@IntegrityBookings.com or a private message on Facebook to Facebook.com/IntegrityBookings

Ted DiBiase Jr flies out of Jackson Airport (JAN) in Mississippi. Hotel, airfare, ground transportation and deposits are required to secure the booking. Serious Requests Only!
NOTE: Ted Jr. will NOT be doing shoot interviews of any kind. Due to his schedule, Ted will also be doing a very limited amount of media interviews at this time. For interview requests, please e-mail your credentials toMediaRequests@SponPR.com.

Ted DiBiase Jr.’s official social media profiles are:
Facebook.com/TedDiBiaseJrOfficial
Twitter.com/TedDiBiase

REPORT: Ted DiBiase Jr. In Negotiations With TNA Impact Wrestling

Ted DiBiase Sr. Explains Why His Son Is Leaving WWEThe Million Dollar Man talks about why his son is leaving WWE

Wrestling legend Ted DiBiase Sr. posted a new blog at MillionDollarMan.com explaining why his son has decided to leave WWE:

“As many of you know, my son, Ted Jr. has decided not to re-sign with the WWE. His decision is not based on dissatisfaction with the WWE, but a decision based on not wanting to spend so much of his life away from his family. I applaud that decision. As much as I loved the wrestling business, being away from my family and the temptations that come along with it, nearly destroyed me and my family. I never wanted my sons to be in the business for that very reason. But I knew that I had to let them find out for themselves. The birth of Ted’s first son, did just that. Yes, I still love wrestling and so does Ted Jr. But, “Everything has a price!” My son learned more quickly than I did, that the price of fame is often far greater than the rewards!!”

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Ted DiBiase Reveals His Post-WWE Career Move

After announcing his departure from WWE this week, Ted DiBiase will be working for an e-commerce website that targets college students.

According to Mississippi Business Journal, the son of WWE Hall of Famer “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase has accepted an executive position with CollegeGarageSale.com, a subsidiary of Jackson, Missouri-based BFAC, LLC.

“I loved my career in the WWE and I will forever be thankful for the opportunity to work in that industry,” DiBiase said in a statement to Mississippi Business Journal. “Leaving a job you love is not easy, but I believe so strongly in the future of CollegeGarageSale.com that I knew it was time to change my focus.”

The website allows people to purchase and sell items college students would use.

“Working with Teddy over the last year on a number of projects I can say we are truly blessed to have him on our team,” said BFAC CEO Brad McMullan in a released statement.

Ted DiBiase Sr. Comments On His Son’s Frustration With WWE

WWE legend Ted DiBiase Sr. recently spoke exclusively to PWTorch.com about why his son has not been on television in recent months. The interview was conducted prior to Ted Jr.’s announcement earlier today that he will be leaving WWE when his contract expires.

The “Million Dollar Man” said:

“The reason he’s not been back on TV is they don’t want to just throw him back out there. I’ve had a lot of frustration there, too, as a dad, in trying not to be biased. I asked all my friends – Arn Anderson, Mike Rotunda, the guys who are the producers now – I said, ‘Did I miss something? Is there something wrong with my kid? Does he not have it?’ They say, ‘Oh no, he’s one of the best wrestlers we got.’ I said, ‘What’s the deal?’ They said, ‘We just have to find something for him.'”

You can listen to the full interview here.

Reactions To Ted DiBiase Leaving WWE, Triple H & Stephanie Talk Home Life

– Jason Greene of the “OneGoodDad” interviewed Triple H and Stephanie McMahon at last week’s “Milk Mustache” event in Brooklyn, New York and spoke to them about how they’re enjoying life as parents and their lives off camera.

Greene wrote, “I would’ have loved to include direct quotes from my conversation with Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon, but my 19 month old deleted my entire conversation with them.”

To read the full piece, visit TheJasonGreene.com.

– Following Ted DiBiase’s announcement earlier today that he’s decided to leave WWE when his contract expires, here are some wrestler reactions from Twitter:

Tyson Kidd: Good luck @TedDiBiase I hope to see you soon. Some memorable and fun times together

Curtis Axel: Love ya brother!

The Usos: @TedDiBiase Sup uce!!! Hope everything goes well with you and your family. Goodluck out there!! Always are uce!!

Justin Gabriel: Gonna miss ya man!

Curt Hawkins: Sad to see @TedDiBiase go. Enjoyed getting to know him better these past few years. Glad we finally got to face off recently too. Good luck.

* Backstage News Headed Into Tonight’s RAW, CM PUNK’s Next Feud, New PAUL HEYMAN GUY

Ted DiBiase Announces He Is Leaving WWE (Video)

WWE Superstar Ted DiBiase Jr. recently uploaded a new video to his official YouTube channel where he explains that he is going to let his current contract with WWE expire. Basically, DiBiase is quitting the company.

Check out the message below:

UPDATE: Backstage Reason Ted DiBiase Jr. Is Leaving WWE [READ >>]

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Sky At TNA Taping But Not Used, DDP/HBO Profile Schedule, DiBiase At Comic Con

-TNA Knockout Velvet Sky was in fact at the TNA Impact Wrestling television taping in Norfolk, Virginia on Thursday. For whatever reason, despite being advertised, Sky was not used during the event.

-As noted, HBO Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel will run a feature that covers Diamond Dallas Page and his work with Jake “The Snake” Roberts and Scott Hall at 9pm on Tuesday night. The replay schedule for the show is as follows:

–August 20th at 3:10am
–August 22nd at 8:00am and 5:15pm
–August 25th at 9:00am
–August 28th at 1:00pm and 10:00pm
–September 3rd at 7:00pm and 2:25am
–September 7th at 10:30am and 12:30am

Additionally, the show will be available on HBO On Demand from August 26th through September 16th.

-WWE Hall Of Famer “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase will be appearing at the Central Canadian Comic Con in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada from November 1st through November 3rd.

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WWE CMO Sells One-Quarter Of Her WWE Stock, Ted DiBiase Interview, Snitsky

-Current WWE Chief Marketing Officer (CMO) Michelle Wilson recently sold approximately one-quarter of her shares of WWE stock on Friday, August 9th. Wilson sold 27,600 shares just four days after Stephanie McMahon sold two-thirds of her WWE stock. For more information on this story, visit DailyPolitical.com.

-WWE Hall Of Famer “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase was recently interviewed by the Pougkeepsie Journal during an appearance he made at the Planet Wings establishment in the local area. In the interview, DiBiase talks about some of his upcoming projects, as well as his career in WWE. You can watch a video of the interview online at PoughkeepsieJournal.com.

-Former WWE Superstar Gene Snitsky will be working for the Canadian Wrestling’s Elite promotion as the headliner for their events in Neepawa, MB on Thursday, October 10th, Winnipeg, MB on Friday, October 11th and Selkirk, MB on Saturday, October 12th. For more information, visit CWECanada.ca. (Thanks to Danny Warren for sending that in.)

WWE SummerSlam Spoilers

Samoa Joe & Scott Hall On Steve Austin Show, Ted DiBiase UK Ministry Appearance

-WWE Hall Of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin recently announced via Twitter that the next guest on his “Steve Austin Show” podcast will be current TNA Impact Wrestling star and Main Event Mafia member Samoa Joe. Austin wrote, “Heading into the #steveaustinshow studio to open a case of Audio Whoop Ass with a bad ass cat, @SamoaJoe. #strongstyle.”

Speaking of the Steve Austin Show, part two of Scott Hall’s appearance on the show was added to the official website recently. You can listen to that episode online for free at PodcastOne.com.

-WWE Hall Of Famer “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase has an upcoming international ministry appearance scheduled in the United Kingdom on Sunday, August 25th. For more information, visit EveningExpress.co.uk.

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Jim Ross Q&A: The Shield Breaking Up, Wyatt’s In-Ring Ability, U.S./I-C Title Unification

WWE Hall Of Famer Jim Ross has once again updated the Q&A section of his official website. Below are highlights:

On Goldberg’s new DVD and a match between he and The Undertaker: “The compliation Goldberg DVD will do good. I’ve not seen it but likely will check it out. Goldberg vs. Taker in their heyday would have been nice. Who wins would have depended on where and when it was but I’d lean toward Taker.”

On whether or not JR will ever start his own podcast: “Likely not. Too much work. :) Not enough money.”

On Bray Wyatt’s in-ring ability: “Many of us have seen him wrestle a great deal in NXT. He’s a keeper.”

On his favorite Mid-South Wrestling angles: “Had many favorites and am looking forward to the Mid South DVD WWE is releasing on Sept 10. Ted [DiBiase] and [Junkyard] Dog were hard to beat.”

On one-legged wrestler Zach Gowen’s WWE run: “He had great heart and passion.”

On Dean Ambrose’s potential when The Shield eventually breaks up: “The goal is always for any entity to have more sizzle and potential when they split and become single stars. Ambrose will be interesting to follow along with Rolins and Reigns.”

On if he feels the U.S. and Intercontinental Titles should be unified: “I don’t see the value in doing so. It’s not hard to make them both mean more.”

Check out more Jim Ross Q&A at his official website, JRsBarBQ.com.

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USA Network To Air “Total Divas”, Ted DiBiase & Lilian Garcia Raise Money, The Honky Tonk Man In The UK

– According to the USA Network’s WWE programming schedule, the premiere episode of E!’s Total Divas reality show starring The Bella Twins, Cameron, Naomi, Natalya, Eva Marie and Jo-Jo Offerman, will air immediately following Raw on July 29. The episode is titled “Welcome to the WWE.” (Thanks to Gal XC)

– Seldom seen WWE Superstar Ted DiBiase and SmackDown ring announcer Lilian Garcia participated in the LOPen Celebrity Golf Event last week to help raise money for the Akron Children’s Hospital. WWE’s “Community” website has published an article concerning their charitable endeavors.

Both SmackDown performers paid a visit to young patients at a local hospital, bringing them toys of the WWE variety.

“For those few minutes that we spend with these kids, they get to forget about [being in the hospital],” said The Marine 2 star. “They get to think about something else. It brings them hope.”

“They’re the real champions,” Garcia added.

Former WWE Women’s Champion Candice Michelle joined DiBiase and Garcia at the event, but is not acknowledged by WWE in the article.

– British wrestling fans have the opportunity to meet The Honky Tonk Man on Sunday as he will be signing autographs at the London Film & Comic Con taking place at Earls Court 2 in London, England.

EDITORIAL: 25 Years Ago Today, Remembering The Twin Hebner Angle And Hulk Hogan’s First Championship Defeat

Remembering The Twin Hebner Angle And Hogan’s First Title Loss

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY, HULK HOGAN LOSES HIS MIND (AND THE WWF TITLE)
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“HOW MUCH MONEY DID THEY SPEND ON THE PLASTIC SURGERY??!”

Those infamous words were uttered by Hulk Hogan on national television 25 years ago today. And astonishingly, Hulk wasn’t referring to his (now ex) wife and her friend when he said that. No, you see, he was referring to the evil trio of Ted DiBiase, Andre the Giant and… EARL HEBNER! What? Earl Hebner, evil? Bret Hart would find out years later exactly how evil Dave Hebner’s baby brother really could be, but let it be known that Hulk Hogan was the original Screwjob victim way back in 1988 when INXS had the #1 hit single in America and the Road Warriors made it cool to wear Zubaz pants.

Here in 2013, Chris Daniels and Frankie Kazarian are trying hard to make Zubaz cool again, but it’s just not the same.

So, why then was the Hulkster ranting and raving like a mental patient about plastic surgery? Let’s set the stage. The date was February 5th. The WWF had been airing taped “Saturday Night’s Main Event” specials on NBC for a few years by this point. As a young wrasslin’ fan, I have fond memories of those shows. The sight of Andre the Giant sneaking up behind an unsuspecting Hogan, following his victory over King Kong Bundy, and wrapping his massive hands around Hogan’s throat, squeezing the life out of him, gave me nightmares. But this show was different. This show, dubbed simply “The Main Event”, aired live on Friday night (back when Friday was perhaps the best night for television) and would feature the first singles meeting between Andre and the champion since their epic encounter at WrestleMania III the previous year.

WWF and NBC hit a homerun that night. The show would do a 15.2 rating, good for 33 million viewers (that number is a bit skewed and likely also includes international viewers, so figure half that number were watching in the U.S. – still impressive), making the Hogan vs. Andre sequel the most watched wrestling match in history, a record that still stands today. Hulk Hogan had headlined as WWF champion for four consecutive years and was arguably at his peak of popularity. Andre, on the other hand, was clearly in physical decline and had long past his peak. In fact, he was barely mobile. One memorable spot from their match saw Andre simply fall face down in what the announcers could only describe as an attempted headbutt (he missed). And maybe it was, but it looked terrible. In fact, as a wrestling match, this pretty much sucked. But with these two guys in the ring, it was never about workrate. That’s what guys like Savage and Steamboat and Santana were there for.

As the match drew to a close, Andre grabbed Hogan and flung him around in the worst excuse for a hip toss I’ve ever seen in my life. As he covered the champion and the referee began to count, Hogan got his shoulder up off the mat, but Hebner kept counting. Just like that, Hogan’s run came to a screeching halt at 1,474 days and Andre was awarded the title.

I guess in hindsight, CM Punk’s 14-month reign ending on a People’s Elbow doesn’t seem nearly as ludicrous.

After the match, Gene Okerlund interviewed Andre, who inexplicably talked about winning the World tag team championship (?!!) and proceeded to surrender the tag team title (don’t look at me, that’s what he said) to Ted DiBiase. And I must say, the title looked awfully good around DiBiase’s waist. I believe he got to defend the title at some house shows in the days that followed before Jack Tunney officially declared the title vacant, but it really is a shame he never had a run on top.

As Hogan stood flabbergasted by what had just taken place, THE GOOD HEBNER emerged to confront his evil twin. It’s funny because, while Dave and Earl do look very much alike, I never had much trouble discerning one from the other, even as a kid. Dave was always the pudgier one. Maybe he was simply big-boned. Whatever the case, when Hogan turned around, he could not believe his eyes, nor could he tell one from the other. He figured it out when Earl knocked his brother to the mat and caved in his ribcage with a wicked kick (supposedly breaking a rib legit). Now, Hogan figured it out. He hoisted Earl high above his head, got a running head start, and proceeded to overshoot his target by a country mile, sending Earl SOARING into the aisleway over everyone’s head (including Andre, and he was a giant!). They were supposed to catch him, but hey, shit happens.

Backstage with Mean Gene, Hogan was a wreck. He was so distraught, he was literally in tears over this grave injustice that had just been committed. It’s too bad The Shield came 20 years too late. Maybe they could have helped prevent all of this. As Hogan whined and cried about plastic surgery, he talked about seeing both Hebners for the first time, exclaiming, “When I turned around, they were identical. IDENTICUUUUULLLL!!!!” Moments later, as they showed a replay in slow-mo of the finish, Hogan desperately tried pointing out to us all the hundred dollar bills falling out of the referee’s pocket. Okerlund didn’t have the heart to tell the big guy that, in fact, there were no hundred dollar bills. As hilarious as this all was, Hogan was a pathetic mess here. Between this and his temper tantrum at the 1992 Royal Rumble when he helped Flair eliminate Sid (who did nothing wrong!), I’m not sure how I was ever a fan of this man.

By the way, there’s a little “easter egg” of sorts to watch for on this show. Prior to his title defense, WWF shot to a pre-taped Hulk Hogan interview backstage. In it, he can be seen wearing what has since been dubbed as the “Hogan ‘87” belt. Yet moments later, when he emerges from the curtain, he’s wearing the Winged Eagle belt that would become synonymous with the company over the next decade. Not sure if the ’87 belt held out for more money before Hogan walked out or mouthed off to the wrong person, but it was never seen again.

A quarter century ago on this date, history was made. Hogan lost his smile. The plastic surgery was bought and paid for. And Andre won the tag team title. A memorable night, indeed.

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Backstage Royal Rumble News: Chris Jericho’s Return, Big Names Backstage, Update On Benjamin & Carlito

– Chris Jericho was hidden in a bus outside until his entrance. Word backstage was that a deal was quietly made for him to work the show when WWE reached out to him for RAW. No word yet on his future with the company.

– Surprise entrants besides Chris Jericho in the 2013 Royal Rumble match were Goldust and The Godfather. Santino Marella also returned from injury in the match.

– Shelton Benjamin and Carlito did not return in the Rumble match, despite previous reports. PWInsider reports that the two ended up being booked at the same hotel WWE used because they were in town for an indy show.

– Mark Henry was also backstage. WWE had plans in place for him to return but that didn’t happen.

– Regarding The Godfather, he quietly drove from Las Vegas to Phoenix to hide from fans staked out at the airports. Godfather arrived Sunday afternoon and checked into the WWE hotel before going to the arena.

– Ted DiBiase was backstage at the Rumble and should be returning from a hand injury soon.

Brad Maddox & His Cameraman Attacked At SmackDown, Dark Match Main Event, Sin Cara, DiBiase

– Brad Maddox and his personal cameraman were attacked at Tuesday night’s SmackDown tapings from Sacramento, California, according to a storyline-driven article at WWE.com. The article notes they were taken to a nearby medical facility and no eye witnesses saw the attack.

– Ted DiBiase Jr. noted on Twitter that he’s been recovering from a hand injury.

– Sin Cara is currently home in Mexico City and was not backstage at this week’s RAW or SmackDown.

– The dark main event after last night’s WWE SmackDown tapings in Sacramento saw Alberto Del Rio beat Big Show in a No DQ match. Del Rio put Show through the announce tables twice.

The Rock Buys His Mom A Cadillac For Christmas, Ted DiBiase Injured Again

– Ted DiBiase injured one of the fingers on his left hand Thursday night’s WWE SmackDown live event from Chicago, according to f4wonline.com. This is the reason SmackDown agent Jamie Noble was brought in to wrestle Fandango in DiBiase’s place.

– The Rock bought his mother a new Cadillac truck for Christmas. Aside from being such a generous gift, The Rock noted on Twitter why the truck has a deeper significance for them:

“At 14 I saw my mom crying about our only car being repossessed. This felt good. #MerryXmasMom”

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Backstage News On The Shield, John Cena & AJ’s Romance, Ted BiBiase’s Future

– As previously reported, John Cena recently showing up on TMZ.com as Nikki Bella’s date for her high school graduation led WWE to put Cena’s on-screen romance with AJ Lee on hold. On Monday’s RAW, we saw Cena distancing himself from AJ, who was acting crazier than ever. Moving forward, the angle will be that AJ Lee is a psycho and John Cena will do his best to distance himself from her.

– WWE superstar Ted DiBiase has been testing the waters in Hollywood seeing if he can get acting work. He’s not interested in moving to Los Angeles, which will not help his chances there. DiBiase is among the group of disgruntled wrestlers that is taking a wait and see approach with his future in WWE and would look for work outside of the wrestling business if hep arts ways with the company.

– With The Shield angle getting over as well as anybody expected, Dean Ambrose is seen as the member with the most breakout potential. Ambrose has the total package (mic work and in-ring), while Rollins is great in the ring but needs to work on his promos. Some see Roman Reigns as having major star power as well, but aside from his great look, he needs to improve his ring skills. Overall, the three men compliment each others strengths and will be put to their first test Sunday in the main event of TLC.

* The Latest On RYBACK’s WM29 Opponent, Top WWE Superstar Talking About Retirement

(Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter)

Edge Working On Second Autobiography, How Old Is Rey Mysterio?, New WWE Announcer On Twitter, Be A Star

– WWE Hall of Famer Adam “Edge” Copeland has indicated that he is working on an autobiography.

When asked on Twitter if he plans to write a second book, The Rated-R Superstar replied, “Workin on it.”

His first autobiography, Adam Copeland on Edge, was released in 2004. Unlike most wrestlers who used “ghostwriters” to write their biographies, Copeland wrote the entire book himself, in longhand. Mick Foley, who also wrote his wrestling autobiography himself in longhand, wrote the foreword to his book.

– Wednesday marks as WWE Superstar Rey Mysterio’s birthday as the three-time world champion turns 38-years-old. Also celebrating birthdays are Sabu, who turns 48, and “King of Diamonds” Eddie Kingston, who turns 30.

– Tony Dawson, who joined WWE as an announcer in August, is now on Twitter at TonyDawsonWWE. The former lead announcer for St. John’s TV network at St. John’s University is the host of Saturday Morning Slam and Afterburn, and is an occasional color commentator on NXT.

– Big Show, Ted DiBiase and other WWE Superstars spread be a STAR Alliance’s anti-bullying message at Sewells Point Elementary School.

Does Stephanie McMahon Plan To Run For Federal Office?, Viewership For SuperSmackDown Live, Ted DiBiase

– WWE Executive Vice President of Creative Stephanie McMahon was a special guest speaker Wednesday at the The SportsBusiness Journal’s 2012 Covington & Burling Sports Media & Technology Conference in Times Square in New York City and was asked whether she has plans to follow in her mother’s footsteps and run for office. She simply replied “No.”

McMahon addressed the status of the WWE Network during the conference, noting, “Right now we’re looking at a pay subscription model, not unlike HBO.” She also singled out as Ryback as the WWE Superstar to “watch out for.”

– Tuesday’s SuperSmackDown LIVE broadcast on Syfy averaged 2.202 million viewers over the course of two hours, according to TVByTheNumbers.Zap2It.com. This is significantly down from WWE’s last advertised as live SmackDown broadcast in July, which drew approximately 3.2 million viewers. The figure is also down from last Friday’s taped broadcast, which drew 2.878 million viewers.

The final rating is expected to be released later today.

– Ted DiBiase, who turns 30-years-old today, tweeted, “Thanks everyone for the Birthday Wishes!! Hope to see everyone here in Europe with us at WrestleMania 29!! Tickets on sale Saturday!! Get’m.”